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日 poke，夜poke，白poke，空poke
思慕之人总是让你poke了又poke。

最近大家都在玩 Facebook，poke 来 poke 去 :p

欠钱还钱！

NLB to send out 800,000 mailers to remind patrons to pay fines

新闻来源

他们竟然为了六毛钱，花了两毛半寄了一封summon给阿顺。佩服佩服。

按：搞了半天，原来阿顺已经欠了3年！真该死！

借口

SINGAPORE: The Circle Line MRT project will exceed its projected $6.8 billion budget.

新闻来源：CNA

又有借口理由涨几分钱。

你们的假期那么多！

Manager Pallavi Misra said:

'Why should teachers get more days off, when the rest of us get the same public holidays plus whatever negotiated leave scheme which vary from seven to 21 days? Teachers get more days if you consider school holidays.'

Source: The Electric New Paper

阿顺 said:

Manager Pallavi Misra, then you should join the teaching force! Enjoy all the benefits and school holidays! MOE needs calculating and shrewd professionals like you!