星期三, 十月 20, 2004

爱车虚荣



其实阿顺在写 《拥车》时就想发一点牢骚,只是当时不想得罪女人而已。

昨天阿顺跟妈妈鸡婆到:“妈,你们女人都是一样的。”

妈妈皱起眉头,问什么一样。阿顺说:“女人看到男人有车就会飞过出。”

妈妈呵呵声奸笑,说:“没错啊,我也是因为你爸爸那时有一辆 Mitsubishi Lancer 才会考虑他。”

故事告诉阿顺:女人都是爱车虚荣的。

14 条评论:

Marla S 说...

Taking public transport together is such a romantic thing to do! Okay, apparently not everyone thinks so.

But dammit. If that's how you put it, I should 'up' my expectations huh. Hahaha! I never had a partner who drives. Grr.... maybe people who drives have 'higher' expectations too!

阿顺 说...

Well, I never say taking public transport together is a bad thing mah.

But I agree that people who drives might have 'higher' expectations. So says who I have 'high' expectations when I don't drive!? *laugh*

luxy 说...

Talking about taking public transport reminds me of a taxi driver who once told me gals like guys who DON'T drive. that's because on public transport can hold hands, can whisper whisper, can rest head on shoulder, can kiss kiss, can.... and the list goes on a lil more... sounds logical to me actually.... but well... somehow the ones with cars is 1 BIG advantage.... yikes!

阿顺 说...

luxy: can whisper whisper, can rest head on shoulder, can kiss kiss, WITHOUT ppl watching u? *scratch head*

luxy 说...

sometimes in love couple live in their own world.... where got care one? feel happy and blissful can already. today when i was coming back home on the bus, i also saw a very young couple, think around 14. they also happy happy play around, cuddle cuddle... the marvels of love...

阿顺 说...

anyway, for those exhibitionists, they like to display their affections openly, meaning they love 'going public'! *laugh*

阿顺 说...

luxy: bro, 14yo teens of cos take public lah...haha

luxy 说...

got others la! like 1994 i saw this couple..... then 1998.... 2003..... wah... down memory lane!

阿顺 说...

How abt those 'mysterious' cars parking at mount faber, labrador park and jurong hill during wee hours?

Cyn 说...

haha... actually it also depends on wad cAr u haf la...

匿名 说...

Bicycle most romantic...*Ahem*. Tian Mi Mi...ni xiao de tian mimi....Oooei oooei where u guys go... here me sing la....Nobody love me....

阿顺 说...

cindy: 不管是黑车还是白车,会走的车就是好车。哈!

阿顺 说...

昔途 避:荷兰村也有那个小新和晶晶踏脚车嘞,几浪漫一下也是!

luxy 说...

三轮车也不逊啊!也是挺浪漫的!何时才到我跟我的意中人甜蜜密呢?mmm....